Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter! Maasa vs Magozaemon

'''Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter! Maasa vs Magozaemon''' is a track from the Duet Songs ~Happy & Turn!~ character duet CD. It was released June 20, 2018. It is the fifth track on the CD and is sung by Yoshitsugu Matsuoka, the voice actor for Maasa Shirahone and Magozaemon. This track is unique in that Maasa is singing a duet with his childhood persona.

Track Listing

 * 1) Trust You (Kyoutarou & Ryouma) [4:18]
 * 2) Days of Eternally Obstinate Rivalry (Taishi & Ichiro) [4:25]
 * 3) When We Smile the Feeling Is Mutual (Nanao & Taiju) [3:42]
 * 4) The Hands of the Clock Pass Each Other (Kyoutarou & Ata) [3:42]
 * 5) Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter! Maasa vs Magozaemon (Maasa & Magozaemon) [4:10]
 * 6) Trust You (Kyoutarou & Ryouma) (Karaoke) [4:18]
 * 7) Days of Eternally Obstinate Rivalry (Taishi & Ichiro) (Karaoke) [4:25]
 * 8) When We Smile the Feeling Is Mutual (Nanao & Taiju) (Karaoke) [3:42]
 * 9) The Hands of the Clock Pass Each Other (Kyoutarou & Ata) (Karaoke) [3:42]
 * 10) Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter! Maasa vs Magozaemon (Maasa & Magozaemon) (Karaoke) [4:09]

Lyrics
Romaji= [Maasa] Kyou mo deki agari Maasa SWEETS

[Maasa] Sassoku minna ni kurawasechaou

[Magozaemon] Dakedo itsumo yori oishikudekita shi

[Magozaemon] Chotto tabetai hitotsu kurai!

[Maasa] Zettai dame da yo! Sekkaku yaseta no ni!!

[Magozaemon] Betsu ni ii ja n COOKIE ichimai

[Maasa] Ichimai tabetara juubai deburu no!

[Magozaemon] Daijoubu datte MACARON hitotsu

[Maasa] Shibou ga tsuitara shibou shichau!!

[Both] Nikkuki SWEETS itoshii SWEETS

[Magozaemon] Amakute oishii debure BUTTER

[Maasa] Buta no esada yo debure BUTTER

[Both] Abura to BUTTER betta beta beta!!

[Both] Nikkuki SWEETS itoshii SWEETS

[Magozaemon] Tabechae! Tabechae!

[Maasa] Gaman! Gaman!

[Both] SWEETS sensou dota! Bata! Buta! BUTTER!

[Both] Dai sensou wa mou tomerarenai!

[Magozaemon] Ajimi da ajimi kore wa ajimi

[Magozaemon] Donna aji ka wo shiru dake da saa!

[Maasa] Dame da yo dame da yo hito kakera mo dame

[Maasa] Honno sukoshi ga inochitori

[Magozaemon] Maa maa katai koto wa iwazu ni

[Maasa] Yasashiku ittatte dame da yo!

[Magozaemon] Ichimai tabetara juubun hashireba ii

[Maasa] Sore ja shouhi CALORIE tarinai!

[Magozaemon] Daijoubu daijoubu saa tabeyou!

[Both] Dekkai SWEETS gekikan SWEETS

[Maasa] Ichido tabetara tomaranai

[Magozaemon] Futori kiru made tomaranai

[Both] Niku ni kawatte bukku buku buku!!

[Both] Dekkai SWEETS gekikan SWEETS

[Maasa] Yamete! Yamete!

[Magozaemon] Tabete! Tabete!

[Both] SWEETS sensou dota! Bata! Buta! BUTTER!

[Both] Ude ga puru puru suru...!

[Magozaemon] Maasa, DIET no kotsu wa gaman shinai koto datte,

[Magozaemon] Kimi ga ichiban shitteru daro?

[Magozaemon] Hora hora, dame datte itteru no ni yo dare tare teru ja n

[Magozaemon] Ikkokurai daijoubu. Hai, a~n

[Maasa] Kodomo no koro debudatta

[Maasa] Sonna no nidoto iya nan da

[Maasa] Kawaii kawaii Maasa ga ii

[Maasa] Mou Magozaemon ja nai n da

[Magozaemon] Sore demo kokoro wa yureteru n desho??

[Both] Nikkuki SWEETS itoshii SWEETS

[Magozaemon] Amakute oishii debure BUTTER

[Maasa] Buta no esada yo debure BUTTER

[Both] Abura to BUTTER betta beta beta!

[Both] Nikkuki SWEETS itoshii SWEETS

[Magozaemon] Tabechae! Tabechae!

[Maasa] Gaman! Gaman!

[Both] SWEETS sensou dota! Bata! Buta! BUTTER!

[Both] Dai sensou wa mou tomerarenai! 【マーサ】 今日も出来上がりマーサスイーツ
 * -|Kanji=

【マーサ】 早速みんなに食らわせちゃおう

【孫左衛門】 だけどいつもより美味しくできたし

【孫左衛門】 ちょっと食べたい一つくらい！

【マーサ】 絶対ダメだよ！せっかく痩せたのに！！

【孫左衛門】 別にいいじゃんクッキー1枚

【マーサ】 1枚食べたら10倍デブるの！！

【孫左衛門】 大丈夫だってマカロン1つ

【マーサ】 脂肪がついたら死亡しちゃう！！

【二人】 にっくきスイーツ　愛しいスイーツ

【孫左衛門】 甘くて美味しいデブレバター

【マーサ】 豚の餌だよデブレバター

【二人】 油とバター　ベッタベタベタ！！

【二人】 にっくきスイーツ　愛しいスイーツ

【孫左衛門】 食べちゃえ！食べちゃえ！

【マーサ】 我慢！我慢！

【二人】 スイーツ戦争　ドタ！バタ！ブタ！バター！

【二人】 大戦争はもう止められない！

【孫左衛門】 味見だ味見　これは味見

【孫左衛門】 どんな味かを知るだけだ、さあ！

【マーサ】 ダメだよダメだよ　ひとかけらもダメ

【マーサ】 ほんの少しが命取り

【孫左衛門】 まあまあ固いことは言わずに

【マーサ】 やさしく言ったってダメだよ！

【孫左衛門】 1枚食べたら10分走ればいい

【マーサ】 それじゃ消費カロリー足りない！

【孫左衛門】 大丈夫大丈夫さあ食べよう！

【二人】 でっかいスイーツ　激甘スイーツ

【マーサ】 一度食べたら止まらない

【孫左衛門】 太りきるまで止まらない

【二人】 肉に変わって　ブックブクブク！！

【二人】 でっかいスイーツ　激甘スイーツ

【マーサ】 やめて！やめて！

【孫左衛門】 食べて！食べて！

【二人】 スイーツ戦争　ドタ！バタ！ブタ！バター！

【二人】 腕がぷるぷるする…！

【孫左衛門】 マーサ、ダイエットのコツは我慢しないことだって、

【孫左衛門】 君が一番知ってるだろ？

【孫左衛門】 ほらほら、ダメだって言ってるのによだれ垂れてるじゃん

【孫左衛門】 一個くらい大丈夫. はい、あ～ん

【マーサ】 子どものころデブだった

【マーサ】 そんなの二度と嫌なんだ

【マーサ】 かわいいかわいいマーサがいい

【マーサ】 もう孫左衛門じゃないんだ

【孫左衛門】 それでも心は揺れてるんでしょ？？

【二人】 にっくきスイーツ　愛しいスイーツ

【孫左衛門】 甘くて美味しいデブレバター

【マーサ】 豚の餌だよデブレバター

【二人】 油とバター　ベッタベタベタ！！

【二人】 にっくきスイーツ　愛しいスイーツ

【孫左衛門】 食べちゃえ！食べちゃえ！

【マーサ】 我慢！我慢！

【二人】 スイーツ戦争　ドタ！バタ！ブタ！バター！

【二人】 大戦争はもう止められない！ [Maasa] Today my Maasa sweets are finished
 * -|English=

[Maasa] Let's make everyone eat them right away

[Magozaemon] But they came out even more delicious than usual

[Magozaemon] I want to eat some of them!

[Maasa] Absolutely not! I'll lose my slim figure!

[Magozaemon] One cookie won't really hurt

[Maasa] If I eat one cookie, I'll get ten times fatter!

[Magozaemon] One macaron is just fine

[Maasa] If I get fat, I'll die!!

[Both] Accursed sweets, lovely sweets

[Magozaemon] Alluringly delicious fattening butter

[Maasa] Pig's feed, fattening butter

[Both] Oil and butter, thick and sticky

[Both] Accursed sweets, lovely sweets

[Magozaemon] Eat it! Eat it!

[Maasa] Self-control! Self-control!

[Both] The Sweets War, Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter!

[Both] We can't stop this huge civil war anymore!

[Magozaemon] A taste, a taste, this is only a taste

[Magozaemon] Just to know what the flavor is, see!

[Maasa] No way, no way! Not even a drop!

[Maasa] Even a little is fatal!

[Magozaemon] Now, now, don't say such harsh things

[Maasa] Saying nice things doesn't work!

[Magozaemon] Running for ten minutes will make up for eating one

[Maasa] I won't burn enough calories with just that!

[Magozaemon] It's okay. It's okay. Here, eat!

[Both] Huge sweets, extra-sugary sweets

[Maasa] If I start eating it, I won't stop

[Magozaemon] You won't stop until you get fat

[Both] Flesh, swelling and bulging

[Both] Huge sweets, extra-sugary sweets

[Maasa] Stop it! Stop it!

[Magozaemon] Eat it! Eat it!

[Both] The Sweets War, Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter!

[Both] My arms are jiggling...!

[Magozaemon] Maasa, the secret to dieting is self-control,

[Magozaemon] You of all people know that, don't you?

[Magozaemon] Look, look, you say no but you're drooling

[Magozaemon] One piece will be just fine. Now say "ahhh~"

[Maasa] I was fat when I was a child

[Maasa] I'll won't let that happen again

[Maasa] Cute, cute Maasa is great

[Maasa] I'm not Magozaemon anymore

[Magozaemon] You say that, but your heart's quivering, isn't it?

[Both] Accursed sweets, lovely sweets

[Magozaemon] Alluringly delicious fattening butter

[Maasa] Pig's feed, fattening butter

[Both] Oil and butter, thick and sticky

[Both] Accursed sweets, lovely sweets

[Magozaemon] Eat it! Eat it!

[Maasa] Self-control! Self-control!

[Both] The Sweets War, Slap! Stick! Pig! Butter!

[Both] We can't stop this huge civil war anymore!